In the prospective UK PITSTOP observational cohort (n = 667; 59.5% major excisional vs. 40.5% minimally invasive), minimally invasive procedures were associated with less day-1 pain (adjusted mean difference 1.58 points, 95% CI 1.14–2.01), fewer complications (adjusted risk difference 17.5 percentage points, 95% CI 9.1–25.9), and shorter median return to normal activities (7 vs. 32 days), whereas major excisional procedures had a lower adjusted risk of treatment failure by 9.6 percentage points (95% CI −17.3 to −1.9). Non-randomized allocation limits causal inference: do not present this comparison, or short-term (6–24 month) SiLaC/EPSiT series, as equivalent to long-term (5–10 year) randomized comparative evidence, and always state the follow-up duration alongside any recurrence estimate (§2.0 Guardrail 2). If phenol ablation is chosen, apply §2.0 Guardrail 1: published protocols vary in preparation (crystallized phenol vs. 80% liquid phenol), contact time, and applications — protect surrounding perianal and gluteal skin with a barrier ointment (such as petrolatum or zinc oxide paste), prevent chemical runoff toward the anal verge, express excess agent from the tract, and follow the specific product safety data sheet and institutional chemical-handling protocol.